Twas the night before MENOPAUSE………hysterical

Tis the season to be merry.

So take a look at this fabulously funny spoof on a Christmas poetry tradition.

Twas the night before menopause….

 

Enjoy!

Gas prices DROPPED!

Hooray!  Don’t you love that feeling?  You know that sweet feeling that you have a little more money in your wallet.

What are you gonna do with it? They say that, on average, each of us will have an extra $500.

I bet you have a list in your head for using that money.

Let me guess what is on your list. Hmmm………… More Xmas gifts for the family, a repair of your home, car or a down payment on a new car or washing machine……Have I  hit one right yet?

Television, magazines and online ads bombard you with the same message. SPEND IT !!!!!

What if…….? What if you tried something radically new (“disruptive”)? What if you did NOT SPEND it. What if you  SAVED THAT MONEY? Or more correctly …..

What if you put that money……………….. to work for you in your IRA or savings account, a little every week?  You know, $25 per week or $50 per month.

What if you used it ………………..to pay off (or pay down) your credit card debt, $25 every week and/or $50 per month? Or front load it, that is hit it hard, by paying down $100 per month to reduce the balance on the credit card that requires you to pay the highest interest charges? (You know, debt reduction is a form or saving that has the added benefit of reducing your stress.)

Once you start that saving and/or debt reduction, why not do that for the next, oh…..2-3 years? Save $25 per week and/or $50 per month and deposit it into your IRA and/or pay off all your credit card debt? Make it $20  per week or $100  per month. Whatever you can afford.

Treat yourself!!!! Put that money into an account with your name on it. You will feel less stress  and more secure. That will make your life better, easier, softer, kinder after you leave work behind. Less anxiety, more control.

That is what I am advocating. Give yourself  more control!!!

I want you to take the money that used to flow out of your wallet into a gas tank, and move it into accounts with your name on them. You take it!!!!! You use that money to increase your savings and/or drop your debt burden.

Take full advantage of the decrease in gasoline prices.  Put yourself on your list. Take Control ! Give that money to  yourself!!! Why? It will  build your wealth and security.

Wouldn’t that feel good?

 

Yup, it’s that time of year again

After the holiday eating and shopping orgies, many of us start to think about our behaviors. We resolve to make changes in the coming New Year. We promise ourselves we will do things lik

  1. eat more healthy food
  2. exercise more  and
  3.  get our financial act together.

 Oh those resolutions!!!

I admire women and men who make these resolutions. They  know there are problems They even know what the problems are. And they know how to fix them. They start to eat better, exercise more and maybe even pull out a piece of paper, or go online to start to develop a budget.

But most do not stick to this discipline.

Well, they are human, after all. They, like me, yield to the temptations of dessert, if not the other pressures of daily life. They are imperfect like me and maybe you.

What’s a human to do?

Hire someone. Get a professional to guide you and keep you ON TRACK. That professional nutritionist, trainer or financial advisor has the knowledge and experience to start you off right. S/he will explain the basics and then help you implement them–by telling to you focus on your core and/or your bottom line.

You are more likely to take her/his advice and become more disciplined. S/he will give you easy steps to take. And since you feel accountable to someone besides your (sweetly imperfectly human) self, you are more likely to stay ON TRACK and achieve some of the goals you have set for yourself during the next year.

Try it. You will be glad you did

 

But, if you need a little nudge, here’s  a stimulus. It is a free quiz developed by a University. (Yes it is from New Jersey, imperfect at it is. Those of us from N.J.–like Jon Stewart and me– really do have something to offer.)

So click on this link to take the absolutely FREE quiz. Then re-read this post and see if it is time to call a professional and really make a change for the better. 

What are you waiting for?

Procrastination. It is soooo human. It is sooo seductive. If we  just put something off, we feel like we don’t have to stress about it. But, if we delay, dawdle, postpone, ignore, we actually deceive ourselves.

Why? Procrastination is magic. It is based on illusion. 

Illusion?

Yes. Because  you think that it costs you nothing to drag your feet.

But procrastination is amazingly costly!!!!!!

The longer you wait, the more you lose. The longer you dawdle, the more you squander your self respect.

This is especially true if you put off focusing on your money and its role in your future. The longer you wait to take steps to improve your finances, the more money you lose.

Good news. If you stop procrastinating, you could have your money working for you. Your Hot Flash Stash of Cash could be building up for you.

Bad news. If you continue procrastinating, for instance ignoring your credit card debt, you will squander amazing amounts of your money on interest payments and fees.

Sooooooo………….Stop procrastinating. Start to take control.

If you, yourself,  can’t get past the seduction of delay, (and can’t DIY within a month of reading this), consult a professional.

Conferring with a professional should not be a strange idea. After all, you turn to a professional to cut and style your hair, or paint your toenails. You go to  a professional to take care of your teeth…….So, if you don’t floss daily, that dental professional can help you, no matter how challenging the problem.

Your money challenges, right there on your procrastination list, can be deftly handled by a trained, experienced professional.  S/he can clarify what you need to do, give you a set of steps to take, and support you while you get you get your finances under control. And s/he can help you with that huge challenge– having enough money to pay for everything you need for the rest of your very long life. If you want the dignity and self respect that financial security brings, it is time to consult a professional.

So what are you waiting for?